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Should your bathroom include a bidet?

What new bidet users need to know before making this bathroom upgrade

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Shamontiel L. Vaughn
Jun 11, 2022
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This is the side lever of my non-electric bidet. Photo credit: Shamontiel L. Vaughn

“I’m not coming to your house anymore if you won’t buy toilet tissue,” my mother hissed at me as soon as she realized I was serious about buying a bidet.

I laughed. It’s not exactly the most common thing people find in black households, but I was hell bent on buying one. Comedian Hasan Minhaj talked me into it. After he went on and on about bidet use during his Netflix show “The Patriot Act,” I looked up all the perks—increased feminine hygiene, decreased risk of bacteria in urine, lower risk of hemorrhoids, ideal for sensitive skin, more efficient cleaning.

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My mother shook her head, not caring about any of these perks, especially the ones that didn’t affect me or her directly. I was still determined to get a bidet. It seemed far more hygienic than toilet tissue, and I was curious what all the hype was about. When other guests arrived (mainly men), they were equally horrified by the idea of water squirting upward. I stood firm. I was keeping my bidet no matter what anybody thought. Three years later, two of which included a worldwide pandemic that made everyone insanely territorial about toilet tissue, I’ve saved hundreds of dollars simply from ignoring all the anti-bidet folks around me.


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But before homeowners purchase an electric bidet, non-electric bidet, handheld bidet or a travel bidet, here’s what should be known pre-purchase.

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